Sunday, September 10, 2006


I found something interesting when I was browsing somewhere over the net so here i am, sharing this with u. Its kinda real n most of all, funny. =)

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there…
After marriage.
Baling here… baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
“You die, up to you. “
Lagi lama married. .
You die I’ll help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.

Before wedding
“you are my heart, you are my love”
After wedding
“you get on my nerves. “

Before wedding
“you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella”
After wedding
“you are worse than godzila”

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Like it or not, I’m stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue.
You get on my head,
I will sue you!

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you expensive-la

Before wedding
She looks like SHAKIRA
After wedding
Cant diff. her and gorilla…..


=)